Nobody for President!
Who cares about America’s future? Nobody cares.
Who cares about the elderly? Nobody cares.
Who cares about the environment? Nobody cares.
Who is nobody? I am Nobody. You are Nobody. We are ALL Nobody.
Who will keep all of his campaign promises? Nobody will keep all of his campaign promises.
Who can bring peace to the Middle East? Nobody can.
Who has a vision that will unite all Americans, that will make us more moral and more prosperous, that will benefit our allies and protect us from all our enemies, that will restore the great republic that the Founders imagined? Nobody has such a vision.
Nobody for President, 2016!